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The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF THE HOUSE. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s
going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied, “The funeral director.”

The following is a link to download the Microsoft Hive Cleanup Service. It basically goes through the registry hive looking for users not logged in but still showing file and registry hives open. Cleaning this up can greatly improve startup and shutdown performance on a workstation.

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