The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF THE HOUSE. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s
going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied, “The funeral director.”