Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
“Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said, “Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land.”

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about healthcare plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc. I called a Suicide Hotline. 
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……