A teacher was doing a study testing the taste senses of first graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began the study and as they received a Lifesaver candy
” Orange ……orange,”
Then the teacher gave each of them a honey Lifesavers. After eating
the candy, it was obvious most of the kids were not familiar with
honey and none of the children could identify the taste.
“Well,” she said; “I’ll give you all a clue; it’s what your mother may
sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit out the remains of her
Lifesaver and screeched; “Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!”