Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break  in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.  As yet, the store  wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves  and display racks set up.   
One said to  the other, “I’ll bet that any minute  now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the  window, and ask  what we’re selling.”
 
Sure enough, just a [...]

Like a boss video featuring Seth Rogen. Too funny
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After  the president has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last president to send a note of congratulations to the new one. So yesterday when  the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it [...]

Sony releases new stupid piece of shit that doesn’t work.

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Been having a tough time figuring out just what CERN’s Large Hadron Collider does? Well check out this nicely made video and all will be explained.
 

"More cowbell" is an American pop culture catchphrase that started from an April 8, 2000 Saturday Night Live comedy sketch about the recording of the song "(Don’t Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. The sketch featured guest host Christopher Walken as music producer Bruce Dickinson and Will Ferrell as fictional cowbell player Gene Frenkle. [...]

Ready? Let’s begin……
 
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop [...]

 If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police man’s credibility…  
Q: "Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I [...]

SCHOOL — 1957  vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and [...]

Ok so just about everyone knows Windows Vista didn’t turn out to be the technology flagship Microsoft hoped for. Here is a well done and hilarious video about the benefits of Windows Vista. Enjoy!